Whether at that Conspiracy Conference or in the privacy of your own compound, now you can keep tuned to the ChemCon Alert Mission with your own ChemCon Gear! All purchases go towards the expansion of our important message! Check back often, as we will be adding more gear as time permits!
ChemCon T-Shirt100% Morgellon Fibers
(S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, & XXXXL)
CC Alert Coffee MugHolds 16 oz. of Joe!
(Available in shiny white only)
ChemCon ToasterHolds Two Slices!
(Not for use with irradiated bread)
ChemCon ToiletLess than 1 Gallon per flush!
(Available in Cool White or Hot Pink)
Tired of sitting back and watching as the ChemTrails scrawl accross the sky? Well, now you can hit the tarmac running, with our exclusive Do-It-Your-Self ChemCon Alert "Spead 'Em®" Home ChemTrail Kit, you can join your Rich Uncle Sam and spread your very own webs in the sky! All that is needed is a high altitude jet aircraft retrofitted for ChemTrail spraying, (Not Included),and our exclusive line-up of supplies, (below).
$99.99 per Tin
(Grab ankles when applying)
Fungal AerosolsChoice Government Lab Spores
$9.89 per Can
(Please specifiy choice of pathogen)
Lead ZeppeliniumPowdered to perfection
$653.99 per Can
(Use ear protection with this product)
99.99% Pure DHMOOur own powerful solvent
$2,104.99 per Gallon
(CAUTION! Handle with extreme care)
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